- Your belt hates you!
- Why didn't you slide, you got a twinkie in your pocket?
- Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
- You better feed your butt! It's eating your pants!
- Cheeseburger... Cheeseburger... Cheeseburger...
- Nice uniform, does it come in your size?
- How about a hit Porkchop!
- Your behind must have its own congressman!
- When you dance you make the band skip!
- Your cereal bowl comes with a lifegaurd!
- Your High School graduation picture was an aerial photograph!
- You've got smaller players orbiting around you!
- Do you have to iron your pants in the driveway?
- Your blood type is Ragu!
- Do you put your belt on with a boomerang?
- Who dressed the keg?
- Work in a salad!
- Hey big boy, stick around after the game, we want to show a movie on your back.
- What size batter's box do you wear
- Hey Jabba! Did Han Solo ever pay up?
- Only one man to a uniform!
- Talk about plate coverage!
- When you're pitching we can't see the game.
- Hey (player), drop the chalupa!
- When you eat out does the waiter ask if you want an estimate?
- You look like you're smuggling a Volkswagen!
- Do you swell up like that every spring?
- You probably show up on radar.
- Does your team jog around you for exercise?
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