- Get him a suitcase he's traveling!
- You're tossing enough bricks to build a house!
- My mom has more points on her driving record!
- You shoot like P Diddy at a New York nightclub
- You put the ill in skill
- I've seen babies dribble better than you!
- Where's the pot of gold at the end of that rainbow?
- Don't worry, the world needs bricklayers too!
- You're gonna break a window with all those bricks you keep throwing
- You could open a bakery with all those turnovers?
- (after a ref makes a bad call) Go back to footlocker!
- There is less air below a 747 than that shot!
- The air is supposed to go IN the ball.
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