- Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball
- I've seen better picks in an Afro!
- Olive Oyl's got better curves than you!
- Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do!
- How's your Japanese?
- You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel!
- Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept standing up!
- Swing the bat yourself, batteries aren't included
- Flip over the plate and read the directions!
- You've got less hits than a sneezing panda!
- I've seen snakes with better hands!
- You couldn't drive home Miss Daisy!
- The only ring you're going to get is an engagement ring!
- Hope you like batteries, cause you're going back to triple A!
Most Original Heckles
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“Somebody call him Adolf Hitler because I can Nazi (not see) that ball!”
I’ve seen better hands on a clock.
I was at a Arkansas Razorback Baseball game earlier this season (avid fan) and an opposing batter got brushed on the sleeve and exaggerated like he had been hit, not just his sleeve. The Razorback were up 2 runs.
After the batter took first (I was seated near the first base bag) a fan stood up and yelled:
“You got to sell it better than that 18!!! That was pathetic!!! Hell, Charlie Sheen is a better actor than you….
And at least he is ‘WINNING. DUH.”
It was so funny that the player even looked over and laughed. Thats the sign of a classic heckle.