- He's going to take you so deep you'll think you were a Chilean miner!
- This infields got more holes in it than OJ's alibi!
- I've got internet stocks in better shape than you!
- I've seen better sliders at White Castle!
- Thank you, come again!
- There's more holes in his glove than a Florida presidential ballot!
- Hey Blue! I've gotten better calls from my ex-wife!
- Nice uniform, where's the Star Trek convention?
- You couldn't save anything at a WalMart sale!
- This must be the Top 40 Countdown, the hits just keep on rolling!
- I've seen a better move by U-Haul!
- This pitcher is pac-man...walka, walka, walka, walka!
- You couldn't save a Word file!!
- I haven't seen a slide like that since Enron!
- The graphics on your personal website suck!
- I'm taking all your baseball cards out of their mylar protective cases and bending the corners!
- That balls going over your head, just like Sesame Street!
- Get that guy OnStar cause he looked lost!
- Did you buy that swing from GNC?
- Did you make the call on WMD in Iraq as well?
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