Worst Heckles Ever – Don’t Try These!
- I find your skills and predeliction in regards to the position of first baseman to be lacking.
- Your throwing ability is reminiscent of the female gender, rather than that of the males!
- You are not very good at pitching
- Our team is better at playing baseball than yours is.
- You probably aren't going to get a hit on this pitch
- (After a strikeout) Ooooooh! He's got bitter hitter face.
- Welcome to E's-ville... population YOU! (after error)
- You couldn't hit a goat at a petting zoo.
- Hey what's the difference between the Ump and a blind waiter? They Both can't find the plate!
- You should go play for the Harlem Globewalkers!
- Next time don't buy a kangaroo leather glove!
- You spend more time in the field than a produce farmer!
- Now remember, if you can hit it, run that way.
- You'd better hurry up & hit one, the catcher is looking at your butt. Good morning, good afternoon, good night!(3 pitch strikeout)
- Nacho nacho pitch, you don't have to swing if it's nacho pitch (To the tune of Macho-Man)
- You are the Weakest Link...SIT DOWN (strikeout)
- He doesn't have a batting average, he has a battling average!
- He doesn't have a batting average, his batting is average!
- I thought bats could see at night!
- (Swing and a miss/night game)
- Smatter Batter? Blinersumpin?
- Chalk one up for Mister Sleepy (strike out looking)
- Did you just sign a contract with Ivory Soap? You look all washed up lately!
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