Worst Heckles Ever – Don’t Try These!

I find your skills and predeliction in regards to the position of first baseman to be lacking.
Your throwing ability is reminiscent of the female gender, rather than that of the males!
You are not very good at pitching
Our team is better at playing baseball than yours is.
You probably aren't going to get a hit on this pitch
(After a strikeout) Ooooooh! He's got bitter hitter face.
Welcome to E's-ville... population YOU! (after error)
You couldn't hit a goat at a petting zoo.
Hey what's the difference between the Ump and a blind waiter? They Both can't find the plate!
You should go play for the Harlem Globewalkers!
Next time don't buy a kangaroo leather glove!
You spend more time in the field than a produce farmer!
Now remember, if you can hit it, run that way.
You'd better hurry up & hit one, the catcher is looking at your butt. Good morning, good afternoon, good night!(3 pitch strikeout)
Nacho nacho pitch, you don't have to swing if it's nacho pitch (To the tune of Macho-Man)
You are the Weakest Link...SIT DOWN (strikeout)
He doesn't have a batting average, he has a battling average!
He doesn't have a batting average, his batting is average!
I thought bats could see at night!
(Swing and a miss/night game)
Smatter Batter? Blinersumpin?
Chalk one up for Mister Sleepy (strike out looking)
Did you just sign a contract with Ivory Soap? You look all washed up lately!