Pitcher's a Pac - Man, Walka.. Walka..Walka..

American Cultural Heckles:

• This infields got more holes in it than OJ's alibi!
• I've got internet stocks in better shape than you!
• I've seen better sliders at White Castle!
• Thank you, come again!
• There's more holes in his glove than a Florida presidential ballot!
• Hey Blue! I've gotten better calls from my ex-wife!
• Nice uniform, where's the Star Trek convention?
• You couldn't save anything at a WalMart sale!
• This must be the Top 40 Countdown, the hits just keep on rolling!
• I've seen a better move by U-Haul!
• This pitcher is pac-man...walka, walka, walka, walka!
• You couldn't save a Word file!!
• I haven't seen a slide like that since Enron!
• The graphics on your personal website suck!
• I'm taking all your baseball cards out of their mylar protective cases and bending the corners!
• That balls going over your head, just like Sesame Street!
• Get that guy OnStar cause he looked lost!
• Did you buy that swing from GNC?
• Did you make the call on WMD in Iraq as well?

Best Country and Western Heckles:

• Nice boots cowboy!
• You couldn't pitch hay!
• You've got more boots that Willie Nelson!
• I've seen better calls at a square dance!

Politically Incorrect Heckles:

• You couldn't throw rice at a Chinese wedding!
• There is more heat in an Amish home!
• I've seen better hit and runs in the ghetto!
• Be a pimp and slap it!

Best Historical Heckles:

• Nice route Magellan!
• Nice play Shakespeare!

Best Religious Heckles:

• You need to go to confession after that call!
• The way that ball was dancing, you know it wasn't Southern Baptist!
• You've got less hits than an Amish website!

Best "it's only funny if you're drunk" Heckles:

• (Sung to the tune of Macho Man)
  Nacho, Nacho your pitch...
  You don't have to swing if it's not
  Your pitch....
  repeat...