Pop Culture Heckles

He's going to take you so deep you'll think you were a Chilean miner! This infields got more holes in it than OJ's alibi! I've got internet stocks in better shape than you! I've seen better sliders at White Castle! Thank you, come again! There's more holes in his...

Most Original Heckles

Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball I've seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl's got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How's your Japanese? You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept...

The Big List of Batter Heckles

Ben Affleck is a better Bat-man than you! (To batter in on-deck circle) Warming up for that strikeout? Give him a hall pass...he's late Keep batting, that breeze feels AWESOME You're going to need a bigger bat (From JAWS). Grab some pine, meat The only cleaning up you...

Play Specific

I've seen better hit and runs in the ghetto! Sniper!(when a player trips) Put your heads together and make a rock pile! (mound visit) Get some ice for that ball (after gitting hit by pitch) Get this guy a road map (Whenever a pitcher makes base running error) After a...

For Women Only

Your aim is worse than my husband's in the bathroom! You call yourself a cleanup hitter? Come clean up after my husband!

Not Seriously Injured Player

Tell him he's Babe Ruth! (groggy player) Play around him! There is no crying in baseball! (A League of Their Own) Don't worry, Your Mom will come pick you up! Quack..Quack (to the trainer) That's gonna leave a...