Fan/Ump Comebacks

Fan Comebacks: I already knew you had a sense of humor, I've seen you play! "Hey, can I have a ball?" (After refusal) "That's OK; I'll get one when you pitch." Umpire Comebacks: Submitted - At a game a spectator said to the umpire - "do you know how to ump the...

Spoken Player Responses

Don't mess with us, people. We're full of steroids and could snap at any time! These fans are crazy! I bet Steinbrenner signs them in the offseason Heckle: "Hey, how's your wife and my kid?" Comeback: "The wife's great. The kid's retarded!" Sorry, I don't speak...

Mimed Player Responses

Act out an exaggerated yawn Brush off your shoulders Cup your ear and then shrug your shoulders Fake a throw of a souvenier baseball towards the hecklers, then turn and throw it to another section Use a glove to mimic a talking butt like Tony Gwynn...