Pop Culture Heckles

He's going to take you so deep you'll think you were a Chilean miner! This infields got more holes in it than OJ's alibi! I've got internet stocks in better shape than you! I've seen better sliders at White Castle! Thank you, come again! There's more holes in his...

Most Original Heckles

Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball I've seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl's got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How's your Japanese? You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept...

Play Specific

I've seen better hit and runs in the ghetto! Sniper!(when a player trips) Put your heads together and make a rock pile! (mound visit) Get some ice for that ball (after gitting hit by pitch) Get this guy a road map (Whenever a pitcher makes base running error) After a...

The Big List of Fielder Heckles

This infield has more holes in it than a swiss cheese donut I glove you man! The only ring you're going to get is an engagement ring! You'd better not shower after the game, your hands might rust! Last year you won the gold glove this year you are wearing it! Take the...

Not Seriously Injured Player

Tell him he's Babe Ruth! (groggy player) Play around him! There is no crying in baseball! (A League of Their Own) Don't worry, Your Mom will come pick you up! Quack..Quack (to the trainer) That's gonna leave a...

Overweight Players

Your belt hates you! Why didn't you slide, you got a twinkie in your pocket? Weebles wobble but they don't fall down You better feed your butt! It's eating your pants! Cheeseburger... Cheeseburger... Cheeseburger... Nice uniform, does it come in your size? How about a...