Baseball

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Not Seriously Injured Player

Tell him he’s Babe Ruth! (groggy player) Play around him! There is no crying in baseball! (A League of Their Own) Don’t worry, Your Mom will come pick you up! Quack..Quack (to the trainer) That’s gonna leave a mark! Tweet

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Overweight Players

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Your belt hates you! Why didn’t you slide, you got a twinkie in your pocket? Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down You better feed your butt! It’s eating your pants! Cheeseburger… Cheeseburger… Cheeseburger… Nice uniform, does it come in your size? How about a hit Porkchop! Your behind must have its own congressman! When [...]

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Short Players

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Hey #14, stand up! Hey R2-D2! What do you do in the winter, make toys for Santa? Get in my belly! Do you model for trophies? Who left the helmet in the box? It’s not my fault you can’t go on the good rides in Disney. No fair using little leaguers! Hey _________, stand up! [...]

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General Heckles

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Hope you like batteries, cause you’re going back to triple A! Hey _____, when you get back to the dugout, tell _____ he stinks! Do you guys actually practice or do you just show up for the games? You even stink in the video game! You couldn’t make ice without a recipe I thought you [...]

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Tall or Thin Players

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This guy’s so skinny his uniform has only one pinstripe. Who dressed the needle? Hey Beanpole! Who dressed the fungo? Hey Blade! Hey, Jack, looking for your beanstalk? It’s the Jolly Green Giant. What’s the matter, #__, couldn’t cut it in basketball? He has to run around in the shower to get wet Tweet

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