Batter Heckles

Batters are the prime target for hecklers, find your favorite category below…

The Big List of Batter Heckles

The only cleaning up you guys know about involves cleaning supplies DH? Does that stand for Don’t Have talent? Hey, Mendoza called. He wants his line back! Struuuuuggling! I’ve seen monkeys take better swings! You want some belt with that buckle? Get a reciept because you just got rung up. You have a $200 bat [...]

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Most Original Heckles

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Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball I’ve seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept standing up! Swing the bat yourself, batteries [...]

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Pop Culture Heckles

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He’s going to take you so deep you’ll think you were a Chilean miner! This infields got more holes in it than OJ’s alibi! I’ve got internet stocks in better shape than you! I’ve seen better sliders at White Castle! Thank you, come again! There’s more holes in his glove than a Florida presidential ballot! [...]

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Play Specific

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I’ve seen better hit and runs in the ghetto! Sniper!(when a player trips) Put your heads together and make a rock pile! (mound visit) Get some ice for that ball (after gitting hit by pitch) Get this guy a road map (Whenever a pitcher makes base running error) After a pitcher gives up a home [...]

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For Women Only

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Your aim is worse than my husband’s in the bathroom! You call yourself a cleanup hitter? Come clean up after my husband! Tweet

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Not Seriously Injured Player

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Tell him he’s Babe Ruth! (groggy player) Play around him! There is no crying in baseball! (A League of Their Own) Don’t worry, Your Mom will come pick you up! Quack..Quack (to the trainer) That’s gonna leave a mark! Tweet

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Overweight Players

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Your belt hates you! Why didn’t you slide, you got a twinkie in your pocket? Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down You better feed your butt! It’s eating your pants! Cheeseburger… Cheeseburger… Cheeseburger… Nice uniform, does it come in your size? How about a hit Porkchop! Your behind must have its own congressman! When [...]

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Short Players

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Hey #14, stand up! Hey R2-D2! What do you do in the winter, make toys for Santa? Get in my belly! Do you model for trophies? Who left the helmet in the box? It’s not my fault you can’t go on the good rides in Disney. No fair using little leaguers! Hey _________, stand up! [...]

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General Heckles

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Hope you like batteries, cause you’re going back to triple A! Hey _____, when you get back to the dugout, tell _____ he stinks! Do you guys actually practice or do you just show up for the games? You even stink in the video game! You couldn’t make ice without a recipe I thought you [...]

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Tall or Thin Players

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This guy’s so skinny his uniform has only one pinstripe. Who dressed the needle? Hey Beanpole! Who dressed the fungo? Hey Blade! Hey, Jack, looking for your beanstalk? It’s the Jolly Green Giant. What’s the matter, #__, couldn’t cut it in basketball? He has to run around in the shower to get wet Tweet

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