The Big List of Batter HecklesThat swing was so late, I think it came from last season! George Clooney is a better Bat-man than you! (To batter in on-deck circle) Warming up for that strikeout? Give him a hall pass…he’s late Keep batting, that breeze feels AWESOME...
The Big List of Base Runner HecklesA two year old with out a sled has better slides I've seen better legs on my couch! I've seen better legs hanging' out of a birds nest! I haven't seen a slide like that since Enron I've seen better slides at the pool! You run like...
The Big List of Pitcher HecklesHe’s going to take you so deep, you’ll think you’re the Titan submersible Stay Classy Pitch! You couldn’t hold your dogs lead! The last one of you to throw a no-hitter was the pitching machine He’s going to take you so deep, you’ll think...
The Big List of Fielder HecklesHey nice play, Shakespeare! I've seen better range on an oven! Hey they killed a cow to make that glove, at least you could try to use it! Take the boxing gloves off! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! This infield has more...
The Big List of All Purpose HecklesThe only way you'll get to Cooperstown is by car! Are those uniforms or pajamas? Hard to tell with the way you're sleepwalking through this game! I just named my new dog , because he gets beaten every day! Hey ____, is that your...
The Big List of Bullpen HecklesYou’re about as washed up as the Jersey Shore after Hurricane Sandy. “Hey, can I have a ball?” (After refusal) “That’s OK; I’ll get one when you pitch.” Who’s taking the loss today? Show us your home run pitch At least you can’t blow any...
The Big List of Umpire HecklesI thought only horses slept standing up! I didn’t know we were golfing today, I would have brought my clubs! You drop more calls than AT&T The manager called, your uniform is ready Did you star in “Weekend at Bernie’s”? Hey blue, that...