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The following categories represent what we think are the best of the best. We may be wrong, so feel free to weigh in at the bottom of any category!

Best Historical Heckles

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Nice route Magellan! Nice play Shakespeare! Tweet

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Politically Incorrect Heckles

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You couldn’t throw rice at a Chinese wedding! There is more heat in an Amish home! I’ve seen better hit and runs in the ghetto! Be a pimp and slap it! You’re about as washed up as the Gulf Coast! Tweet

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Best Country and Western Heckles

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Nice boots cowboy! You couldn’t pitch hay! You’ve got more boots that Willie Nelson! I’ve seen better calls at a square dance! Tweet

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Most Original Heckles

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Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball I’ve seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept standing up! Swing the bat yourself, batteries [...]

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Best Religious Heckles

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You need to go to confession after that call! The way that ball was dancing, you know it wasn’t Southern Baptist! You’ve got less hits than an Amish website! Tweet

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Pop Culture Heckles

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He’s going to take you so deep you’ll think you were a Chilean miner! This infields got more holes in it than OJ’s alibi! I’ve got internet stocks in better shape than you! I’ve seen better sliders at White Castle! Thank you, come again! There’s more holes in his glove than a Florida presidential ballot! [...]

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