Fan Signs Seen at The BallparkIRS better not be coming for me, I caught a foul ball from Jeter and sold it Carpenter Has All The Tools I've got a Fever & The Only Prescription is More CowGill. The Only Thing Worse Than The Economy Is The Cubs Too Manny Roids!...
Bad HecklesI’ve had breathalyzers higher than your batting avg He’s going to take you so deep you’ll think you were a Chilean miner! This infields got more holes in it than OJ’s alibi! I’ve got internet stocks in better shape than you! I’ve seen better sliders at...
Mindless ChatterThrow Strikes Try and meet the ball Give him a shave! He has the paint brush out today! Throw him the deuce! Make him be a hitter! Take him over the wall! Wave that wand! That was right down the middle! Looks like you’re going to be wearing the collar!...
Most Original HecklesHey Batter, re-gift that fastball I’ve seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought...
The Big List of Base Runner HecklesA two year old with out a sled has better slides I've seen better legs on my couch! I've seen better legs hanging' out of a birds nest! I haven't seen a slide like that since Enron I've seen better slides at the pool! You run like...