Cricket

Editors Note: It's seems to be commonly accepted that the game of baseball was derived from the English games of rounders and Cricket, but surprisingly little more is known. If the game is indeed based on these English games, the question is, is this also where...

The Big List of Basketball Heckles

Get him a suitcase he's traveling! You're tossing enough bricks to build a house! My mom has more points on her driving record! You shoot like P Diddy at a New York nightclub You put the ill in skill I've seen babies dribble better than you! Where's the pot of gold at...

Golf – Bad Shots

Put on your Bogie shoes! If I only had an aim! (Sung to the tune of If I only had a brain Do you want some pepperonni on that slice? What did you do to your swing? Don't make me hit you again! Sit!, Fetch!, Roll Over! Not everyone can slice like that! Well, it'll be a...

Golf – Good Shots

Take a picture, make a poster! Drive for show, putt for dough! That's a happy shot! Oh-oh, you are way to close to the green! You punished that plastic! Nothin but the bottom of the cup! Like a laser beam through a breeze! You da man! You are birdie-ful! That is long...

Golf – Shots In The Sand

You're a Beach Boy!, Fun Fun Fun! Smells like someone's in the cat box! You are the Sandman! "Hasselhoff"