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chant"WHO'S Your DAD-eeee? WHO'S Your DAD-eeee?" (3rd inning, 2004 ALCS, Boston vs. NY. In reference to Pedro Martinez quote "Call the Yankees my daddy. I can't find a way to beat them at this point")
chant"Rally" "Rally" the pitchers name is Sally
chantPitcher's nervous (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap) Pitcher's nervous (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
chantHip-Hip ---- JORGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Bleacher chant in yankee stadium when Posada comes to bat)
chantPitchers in a hole three feet deep can't get out cause he's GOT NO HEAT.
chantI'm blind! I'm dumb! I wanna be an ump! (Heard in the LF Bleachers in Oakland)
chant1918...1918...etc. (Yankees fans used to chant this while playing the Red Sox, before the Red Sox won the 2004 World Series)
chantChuck you suck, Chuck you suck!
chantHe's on our team! (clap, clap, clap clap clap) (error)
 
 
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chantOver Rated! (clap, clap, clap clap clap)
chantWhere is Roger? . . .In the shower!
chantManny's Hitless (clap, clap, clap clap clap)
chantGimme an "i", Gimme another "i", Give'm to the Ump!
chantWe've got beer! We've got beer! (Right field to the NYY Bleacher Creatures in response to the ban on beer) Return chant was "al-co-holic,al-co-holic"
chantSofa...Sofa...Sofa...Couch!
chantOur seats suck! Our seats suck!
chantIt's a strike, it's a ball, same location different call

Take Me Out Of This Ballgame:
Take me out of this ballgame,
Take me out of here now.
Put someone in who can throw the ball,
My curve is flat and I can't get a call.
So it's hit, hit, hit for the home team,
My ERA is a shame
For it's one, two, three runs are in,
and I pray for rain.
--From the Section B Online Songbook

chantDaaarrrrylllll.... ..Daaarrrryllll.
chantChop, Chop, Chop...Broco, Loco, Lee
chantAfter repeated throws to first; "Lassie, Lassie" (as in "Lassie Come Home")
chantWarm up the bus! Warm up the bus!
chantLeft field stinks!...Right field stinks!
chant (When the manager walks to talk to mound, chant what he walks on during each steps) Dirt, Dirt, Grass, Grass, Grass, Grass, Grass, Grass, Grass, Dirt, Dirt, Dirt!
chantNomar's Better! (heard during 1999 ALCS at Fenway Park when Jeter was up to bat)
chantLeave him in! Take him out! Leave him in! Take him out!.. ..Shoot him!
chantThats alright, that's okay, you'll all work for us someday (University/College Games)
chantMets vs. Yankees series, 1998 Game 1,Mets fans.."Yankees suck...Yankees suck..." (Yankees go ahead on HR) Yankee fans..Who stinks now?..Who stinks now?..Mets fans..You still suck!..You still suck!"
chant..083...083...083
chantRe-fund, Re-fund
chantBooorriing
chantNYY Bleacher Creatures regularly torment their box seat neighbors in rightfield with "Box seats suck! Box seats suck!" That goes along with "We have fun; you have none..." and "twenty-six dollars...twenty-six dollars" since the RF bleachers are the same distance/view to home plate but only cost $8.

 
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