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Fielder Heckles:There's a softball team somewhere with you pencilled in for first base! If we get a lead, call time out! Get a haircut! Flies are sure out tonight Put ME in, Put ME in! You guys were eliminated opening day! This guy is a bush leaguer! That was Bush! Houston, We have a problem! Let's play two! At this rate you'll finish behind Alberquequee!

The Girls of Summer! How much is your autograph worth? How much is your rookie card worth? Pace your self out there! You're playing like Helen Keller! I hear you've won 3 lead glove awards! Why don't you go wait on the bus! You're Not even TRYING man... When did you stop caring? I'm not seeing any hustle!

 
 
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shakespeare
Nice play Shakespeare!
When are you going to take off those handcuffs? The magic number for this team is 911 Now THATS what I call Defensive Indifference! The ball/rightfield/bag is over there!

STERRR-RRROIDS Run Forrest,Run! Even though no one is here, this game still counts! You're playing too far off the bag!! (To Rightfielder) New York stinks! (Always a winner, no matter what teams are playing) Do over! (After home team error)

I've seen better hands on a snake! You need some glue in that glove! You guys are playing like you want to beat the traffic! All 9 of you guys are supposed to be playing! Use 2 hands!

You couldn't throw out the trash! That's not a glove... that's a frying pan ! Putt-Putt wants to hire you for the ninth hole!I'm standing and I can't get down!

Pay child support you deadbeat dad! Can I have your autograph/Can I have a baseball! This guy couldn't catch herpes! You couldn't field a beachball with a pitch-fork

 
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