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About this site: I once was a hapless baseball heckler. But I can i pet your dog had no idea exactly how bad I was until the summer of 1996. It was then, while taking in a Jays game with a few friends, we pitched a particularly bad line towards the Twins bullpen. Looking down on Greg Hansell, the line was "Hey Hansell, where's Grettel?". Twins catcher Matt Walbeck turned around and said, 'You're the worst hecklers I've ever heard in my life,'. It was then I realized the need to improve my powers of harassment. Quickly realizing there was a lack of literature devoted to baseball heckling, I started the HeckleDepot. So for all you bad baseball hecklers out there, and all your embarrased friends, this site is for you.

 
 
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All Time Top Heckles:
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How's your Japanese?
1
 
I've seen better arms on a snake!
2
 
You couldn't save anything at WalMart!
3
 
You've got less hits than an Amish website!
4
 
Take off your coat, you're inside!
5
 
You couldn't throw a party!
6
 
You couldn't pitch a tent!
7
 
I thought only horses slept standing up!
8
 
How can you eat with those hands?
9
 
I'm gonna break your cane and shoot your dog!
10
 
You've had fewer hits than Vanilla Ice!
11
 
Hey, Dracula, wake up your bat!
12
 
Do you want my autograph?
13
 
Come on Cinderella, get to the ball!
14
 

triple playSubmitted Baseball Heckling Stories: I'm an umpire. One day a coach was really giving it to me about my strike zone. About the third inning I went into the dugout to get a drink of water. I sat next to the coach as his team warmed up. When the first batter stepped into the box I stayed by his side. When he looked at me and asked if I was going out I told him no I was going to sit next to him the remainder of the game. I told him since he had a better view of the zone in his dugout than I did behind the plate I was going to finish the game next to him. He's never said another word to me about my zone.

I'm an A's fan and Dmitri Young and the Tigers were in town. Dmitri Young had just missed a ball over the left field fence, after jumping. After missing the ball, the LF bleachers started to chant "Chicken Wings...Chicken Wings" repeatedly. Dmitri Young clearly did not like it and stared back at the bleacher crowd. After that, the crowd erupted with "PIIIZZZ-ZZZAAAAAAA!...PIIIZZZZ-ZZZAAAAA!!!" Hilarious stuff.

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