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Editors Note: MIndless banter is common in baseball. With 39 men sitting, watching the game while 1 of their teammates is at bat, it's not hard to understand why. While the crowd may be coming up with witty one-liners intent on taking the batters focus away from his turn at bat, his teammates are equally focused on providing him the encouragement he needs. This invariably results in some absolute gems of wisdom as the list below will show.

 
 
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bulletThrow Strikes bulletTry and meet the ball bulletGive him a shave! bulletHe has the paint brush out today!bulletThrow him the deuce! bulletMake him be a hitter! bulletTake him over the wall! bulletWave that wand! bulletThat was right down the middle! bulletLooks like you're going to be wearing the collar! bulletPull the trigger! bulletYou've got the Green Light bulletTake a shot at left! bulletGood Eye! bulletWalks as good as a hit bulletStep out on him! bulletDuuuudde!! Toss that onion in there! Fan'm out! Keep him honest! Spin his cap! How about a little chatter! Be ready boys! Grrrrrrrrab some bench! Limber that Timber! Stroke that Oak! Hammer dat Horsehide! Pound da pellet! Easy Out! No hitter up there! Take two and hit to right!

 
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