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 What's the matter, you need a running start? We want a pitcher not a belly itcher! Hope you're wearing your neck brace! Hey, lunch meat - keep serving that baloney!Click your heels 3 times and repeat after me.....there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home!
There's a fight at the bat rack! You couldn't strike out Stevie Wonder! You pitch like the plate is high and outside! They're opening up another can of pitchers!
He's got one higher than that! First pitch ceremony is over buddy! He's got nuthin but his glove! We're going to hit you so hard you'll get whiplash!
He's an equal opportunity pitcher, everyone gets a hit. He must be the Pillsbury Dough Boy cause he just got poked Someone call 911...They are killing him! How can you throw with both hands wrapped around your neck?
This guy only throws the ball 55 feet! Let him know you're out there! Have a nice shower!I've seen better moves on Soul Train! They show movies on that flight? What kinda pitcher are you? Chuck and duck? You've been hit so hard you're glowing! That pitch wasn't even in this time zone! Stick a fork in him!- that Pitchers done
I could walk alongside that pitch! Watch ya gonna do when they come for you... Its raining Baseballs! Help, I'm choking! Are there any doctors in the house? Anybody know the Heimlich?
Batting practice! Better get the bullpen busy You couldn't pitch hot biscuits to a hungry dog I saw your fastball pictured on the side of a milk carton! You might as well have them hitting off a tee!
Get him a bucket, he's throwing up!(If the pitcher is throwing high a lot) Put a coat on that hanger! (for a hanging curve ball) You couldn't pitch a tent! You might not be tired, but the outfielders are! The catchers throwing the ball back harder than you're throwing it in!
You couldn't throw a tantrum! Who's calling the pitches? I haven't seen this many zeros in a row since Mr.Spock had a book signing There are so many zeroes on the board, it looks like the display case at Dunkin'Donuts.
Pitcher got a rubber arm! Just bring in the pitching machine! Throw the ball, not the game! With this guy pitching, the ground crew will have to drag the warning track after the fifth inning! You may as well let him toss it up and hit it! I could time your fastball with a calendar!
You need to learn a new pitch-it's called a strike!(when the opposing team's manager was taking out a pitcher) Leave him in, we're not done with him yet! Someone go out there and put another quarter in the pitcher!
Wind him up again coach! You should have a disclaimer, allow four to six weeks for delivery! You couldn't strike out a match! You need a cut-off man for your pitches! That ball was so far outside it had a hat and coat on! You couldn't throw the cat out of the house! Hey, the UMP could steal on this guy! Pitchers got a Big Butt! (In the movie "The Last Rookie")
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