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Pitcher Heckles:
- Throw the Gyro!
- Yoko Ono's got better pitch control than you
- I don't think you've got time to teach him a slider. (Mound Trip)
- Here strike zone, strike zone strike zone. Come here boy.
- The plate hasn't moved in 100 years and he still can't find it!
- We should arrange a funeral for your dead arm!
- Check the roster, you might be left-handed!
- I've seen better pitchers at a Tupperware party!
- You've got about as much control as two rabbits on a first date!
- We're lighting you up like a christmas tree!
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- Call this pitcher a butcher 'cause he's serving up the meat!
- You could have started a car with that jump!
- I've seen more heat in an EZ-Bake oven!
- Dick Cheney has better aim
- Hey pitch! Why do you keep hitting our bats?
- You can fill a closet with all those hangers!
- I've seen better curves on a square!
- Serve it up snack bar!
- This pitcher is getting lit up more times than a joint at a phish concert!
- The pitcher is as dirty as the ball he just threw!
- This pitcher is dealing more junk than Fred Sanford.
- Be a hooker and work the corners!
- I've seen better pitching in T-ball!
- This guy's falling apart like a Wal-Mart Sweater!
- I've seen better pitches by a used car salesman!
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- You couldn't save a Word file!
- Call the zoo, he's getting wild!
- Flip him over coach he ain't done yet!
- Open the screendoor he is outside!
- You couldn't strike a note!
- The way that ball was dancing, you know it wasn't Southern Baptist!
- Beethoven had better movements!
- You're supposed to drop and roll when you get burned!
- You better get a black top hat, a cape and a magic wand because you ain't fooling anyone with your stuff!
- One finger means fastball, not one mile an hour!
- The harder you throw, the farther they go!
- I hope you got your degree!
- This pitcher is like the family car, everyone gets to drive him!
- The pitcher's got nothing on the ball but his hand!
- I've seen better curves on a dragstrip!
- I've seen better pitches in a bar room!
- I've seen better junk in a junkyard!
- I've seen better curves on your grandma!
- I've seen better windups on a toy!
- Nice pitch! It's might not be that fast, but at least it's straight and down the middle!
- Maybe Sherlock Holmes could find the plate for you!
- How about a donation for this walk-a-thon!
- I've seen better curves on a road!
- I've seen better moves on a first date!
- Call a search party cause this guy can't find the plate!
- I've seen hot dogs with more mustard on them!
- He's got about as much control as two rabbits on their first date!
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