• I've seen better hit and runs in the ghetto!
  • Sniper!(when a player trips)
  • Put your heads together and make a rock pile! (mound visit)
  • Get some ice for that ball (after gitting hit by pitch)
  • Get this guy a road map (Whenever a pitcher makes base running error)
  • After a pitcher gives up a home run and is pitching to the next batter yell: Hey (player)! Throw that last pitch again!
  • Give the kid a chance! He'll never learn if you take him out! (As visiting manager walks to mound)
  • That was an ugly finder (Sharp foul into dugout)
  • Put a new handle on it (Broken bat)
  • He picked you like a ten pound booger!(Picked off)
  • What were ya doing? Countin' your money?(Picked off)
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