• He's going to take you so deep you'll think you were a Chilean miner!
  • This infields got more holes in it than OJ's alibi!
  • I've got internet stocks in better shape than you!
  • I've seen better sliders at White Castle!
  • Thank you, come again!
  • There's more holes in his glove than a Florida presidential ballot!
  • Hey Blue! I've gotten better calls from my ex-wife!
  • Nice uniform, where's the Star Trek convention?
  • You couldn't save anything at a WalMart sale!
  • This must be the Top 40 Countdown, the hits just keep on rolling!
  • I've seen a better move by U-Haul!
  • This pitcher is pac-man...walka, walka, walka, walka!
  • You couldn't save a Word file!!
  • I haven't seen a slide like that since Enron!
  • The graphics on your personal website suck!
  • I'm taking all your baseball cards out of their mylar protective cases and bending the corners!
  • That balls going over your head, just like Sesame Street!
  • Get that guy OnStar cause he looked lost!
  • Did you buy that swing from GNC?
  • Did you make the call on WMD in Iraq as well?