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Editors Note: Baseball is an American sport, and heckling is arguably an American tp tradition. Oddly, the origins of the game have been traced to the English games of Rounders and Cricket - two sports that attract extremely sedate spectators. Even Japanese baseball fans, who chant and sing throughout the game, do not heckle. Have you wondered why not? This page has translated some favorite American baseball heckles into Japanese, Portugese, Italian, Korean, and a few others and then back again. The results may explain why heckling only works in english. ; ) Do some yourself through Babelfish and send them in!

 
 
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In English

Translated
Call the Doctor, he's throwing up! Call the doctor, it start above! (German)
I've got internet stocks in better shape that you! I have the action of the Internet in a form better than you! (Spanish)
You've been on the bench so long you've got enough splinters to build a house! They were in the bank, therefore long yourselves you have sufficient fragments to establish to a house. (German)
I can throw a bowling ball better than that! I can more better play a sphere of bowling of the one than that one! - (Portugese)
You couldn't hit a wall if you ran into one! When it runs to one, it is possible to hit against the wall! (Japanese)
This pitcher couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat! This jug could not strike water, if it fell from a boat! (German)
I've seena a better throw at a pillow convention! I looked at a better pitch more carefully in the pillow conference! (Japanese)
Poke some holes in that mask!
Hits some holes in that template! (Italian)
I've seen snakes with better hands! I looked at the snake which loads the better hand! (Japanese)
I've seen better picks in an Afro! I saw better selections in Afro! (French)
Flip over the plate and read the directions! That it bounces in the plate, read the direction! (Korean)
Go out and throw some gas on that fire! Decoy and jets a sure gas on that fire! (Italian)
 
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