• I've had breathlyzers higher than your batting avg
  • I find your skills and predeliction in regards to the position of first baseman to be lacking.
  • Your throwing ability is reminiscent of the female gender, rather than that of the males!
  • You are not very good at pitching
  • Our team is better at playing baseball than yours is.
  • You probably aren't going to get a hit on this pitch
  • (After a strikeout) Ooooooh! He's got bitter hitter face.
  • Welcome to E's-ville... population YOU! (after error)
  • You couldn't hit a goat at a petting zoo.
  • Hey what's the difference between the Ump and a blind waiter? They Both can't find the plate!
  • You should go play for the Harlem Globewalkers!
  • Next time don't buy a kangaroo leather glove!
  • You spend more time in the field than a produce farmer!
  • Now remember, if you can hit it, run that way.
  • You'd better hurry up & hit one, the catcher is looking at your butt. Good morning, good afternoon, good night!(3 pitch strikeout)
  • Nacho nacho pitch, you don't have to swing if it's nacho pitch (To the tune of Macho-Man)
  • You are the Weakest Link...SIT DOWN (strikeout)
  • He doesn't have a batting average, he has a battling average!
  • He doesn't have a batting average, his batting is average!
  • I thought bats could see at night!
  • Smatter Batter? Blinersumpin?
  • Chalk one up for Mister Sleepy (strike out looking)
  • Did you just sign a contract with Ivory Soap? You look all washed up lately!