If you're going to heckle, then learn to do it right
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I've gotten better calls from my ex- wife!
For fielders, the Web site of fers these:
Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do!
I've seen better hands on a clock!
"I don't know" is on third!
I thought only horses slept standing up!
For batters, you can chant:
I've seen monkeys take better swings!
Betty Crocker makes a better batter than you!
You couldn't hit the bottle!