Sept. 8, 2000, 11:27AM
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Listen up -- In an era in which nearly every historical
event is documented, recorded and distributed in dozens of ways,
it's hard to consider that, someday, they might all be lost. Audio
and video, in particular, have the feel of permanence. But when one
medium overtakes another, maintenance of those things recorded in
the previous medium is often abandoned until it's too late. That's
what appears to be happening to the earliest sound recordings.
Sounds captured on Thomas Edison's wire and wax cylinders, on old
phonograph records and even on reel-to-reel tape are in danger of
being lost as these media age and fall apart. Save Our Sounds at http://www.saveoursounds.org/ is a joint project of
the Library of Congress and the Smithsonian Institution. Bring your
RealPlayer plug-in, and you can listen to Langston Hughes recite his
poetry; a 1964 recording of We Shall Overcome; John F.
Kennedy talk about the poet Robert Frost; or the beep-beep of
Sputnik, the first man-made satellite. The samples page will be
periodically updated with new sounds as they are digitized, so visit
often.
You're blind, ump! -- Baseball is full of small, simple
pleasures, from hot dogs eaten outdoors to the acrobatic beauty of a
perfectly executed triple play. But few aspects of baseball are as
joyous as artful heckling. Sure, any slob can yell epithets at the
opposing players or complain about the umpire's eyesight. It takes
talent to come up with heckles that will get the attention of those
on the field and leave those in the stands helpless with laughter.
For inspiration, try the Baseball Heckle Depot at http://www.heckledepot.com/. Not only will you find
literally hundreds of hilarious heckles, they are thoughtfully
organized by recipient. You can find heckles for pitchers, batters,
fielders, the bullpen and, of course, umpires. The umpire's section
begins with a bit of history (the first recorded usage of "Kill the
Umpire" is from the 1888 poem Casey at the Bat). You then get
dozens of much more original gems, such as: "How about asking the
audience?"; "It sure sounded like a strike!"; "How'd you get
a square head in that round mask?"; "Do you take Visa or American
Express?"; and "I thought only horses slept standing up."
Rate 'em -- Is the notion of using a computer over a
network of computers to shop for more computers something that makes
your hardware-geek heart skip a beat? It all kind of fits together,
doesn't it -- almost like a nifty way for PCs to replicate. There's
one problem, though -- buying hardware online can be a
nerve-wracking experience if you're unfamiliar with the merchant's
site. A bargain is only a bargain if it actually arrives at your
door quickly and in one piece. For peace of mind, try
ResellerRatings.com at http://www.resellerratings.com/. This site lets you
read how actual customers rated their experiences with dozens of
online computer merchants. And, of course, you can offer your own
evaluation, which is factored into the ratings.
Draw it -- For board-game fans, Pictionary is one of the
most popular party past-times. It's similar to charades, only you
draw a picture to inspire other players to guess a word. Now this
concept has been brought to the Web in an addictive game called
iSketch at http://www.isketch.net/. Make sure you have the
latest Macromedia Flash plug-in, then pick a user name and play. You
start in a chat room that features a drawing area. A player is given
a word by the computer and draws online while others watch and try
to guess the word. Whoever guesses the word is next to draw. About a
dozen people can be in a room at any given time, and there are rooms
set up for specific languages.
The simple life -- Now here's an incongruity for you: a
Web site that sells nonelectric household implements to the Amish.
While you may think that Lehman's Non-electric Catalog at http://www.lehmans.com/ is the ultimate contradiction
in terms, it also has some pretty cool things to sell. While there
are not likely to be many members of the Amish sect clicking here to
order butter churns, those who are interested in living a simpler
lifestyle will definitely find it intriguing. Among the things
you'll find -- wood-burning stoves, composting toilets, gas-powered
refrigerators, wooden and leather buckets, beeswax furniture polish,
corn brooms, flour-sack towels, oil lamps and battery-less
flashlights.
-- Dwight Silverman
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