I was at an Akron Aeros game versus the Seattle Seadogs about 5 years ago and they had a player named Booty (their are 2 brothers named Booty who play proffesional sports, one was recently back-up quaterback for Cleveland). My buddies and I thought this was hilarious...
I went to a Giants-Dodgers game back in the mid-1990s. I am a Giants fan but I went with my buddy who was a Dodgers fan. This is right after the Giants dumped Will Clark, a fan favorite, for that overrated loser J.R. Phillips who never did anything but whiff. Anyway,...
Fan Signs Seen at The BallparkIRS better not be coming for me, I caught a foul ball from Jeter and sold it Carpenter Has All The Tools I've got a Fever & The Only Prescription is More CowGill. The Only Thing Worse Than The Economy Is The Cubs Too Manny Roids!...
In Detroit, late 80’s…Tigers vs. Brewers. A hefty Dave Parker on 3rd makes a close play out of a well hit sac fly. He slides in, barely, and my friend Billy yells, ‘Hey Parker… next time take a bus !!’ Cracked up the entire section Once Cleveland Indians OF Milton...
Before you go any further, please bear in mind that this list is OLD. It was first posted about 1999, but because it remains a popular link - I've kept it up. However the opinions expressed are purely anecdotal and intended as merely to provide entertainment. This is...
Bad HecklesI’ve had breathalyzers higher than your batting avg He’s going to take you so deep you’ll think you were a Chilean miner! This infields got more holes in it than OJ’s alibi! I’ve got internet stocks in better shape than you! I’ve seen better sliders at...
Mindless ChatterThrow Strikes Try and meet the ball Give him a shave! He has the paint brush out today! Throw him the deuce! Make him be a hitter! Take him over the wall! Wave that wand! That was right down the middle! Looks like you’re going to be wearing the collar!...
Most Original HecklesHey Batter, re-gift that fastball I’ve seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought...
The Big List of Base Runner HecklesA two year old with out a sled has better slides I've seen better legs on my couch! I've seen better legs hanging' out of a birds nest! I haven't seen a slide like that since Enron I've seen better slides at the pool! You run like...
The Big List of All Purpose HecklesThe only way you'll get to Cooperstown is by car! Are those uniforms or pajamas? Hard to tell with the way you're sleepwalking through this game! I just named my new dog , because he gets beaten every day! Hey ____, is that your...