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You haven’t reached second base since your prom! I’ve seen better legs on my couch! I’ve seen better legs hangin’ out of a nirds nest! I haven’t seen a slide like that since Enron I’ve seen better slides at the pool! You run like you’re moving furniture! You run like a dry creek! Your average [...]

MIndless banter is common in baseball. With 39 men sitting, watching the game while 1 of their teammates is at bat, it’s not hard to understand why. While the crowd may be coming up with witty one-liners intent on taking the batters focus away from his turn at bat, his teammates are equally focused on providing him the encouragement he needs. This invariably results in some absolute gems of wisdom as the list below will show.

(Sung to the tune of Macho Man) Nacho, Nacho your pitch… You don’t have to swing if it’s not Your pitch…. repeat… Hey _____, my blood alchool level is higher than your batting average! Tweet