Fan Signs Seen at The Ballpark
- I sold spider tack to Cole!
- Trout Season’s Open!
- I caught a foul ball from Judge and sold it as an NFT!
- IRS better not be coming for me, I caught a foul ball from Jeter and sold it
- Carpenter Has All The Tools
- I’ve got a Fever & The Only Prescription is More CowGill.
- The Only Thing Worse Than The Economy Is The Cubs
- Too Manny Roids!
- Honey – Call Me When Your Water Breaks. GO ANGELS!!
- I sold steroids to Roger
- Gone With The Win (Yankees/Braves gm 6 96 World Series. Yankees up 3 games to 2. Sign in Yankee Stadium reads. )
- There’s no “A” in sellout! (In reference to Jason Giambi’s return to Oakland in 2002)
- J.T. Snow: The fallen Angel (seen at Game 2 2002WS in Anaheim)
- Smoke-It Salmon (seen at Game 2 2002WS in Anaheim)
- Yankees-Fall Classics Red Sox-Fall Guys (@ Yankee Stadium Sept 4 vs. Red Sox)
- There’s No ‘A’ In Division Winner (In reference to the Oakland Athletics’ “There’s No ‘A’ in Ego, Loser” etc, ad campaign:)
- What’s a Lemke? (1991 WS in reference to the Braves infielder)
- Sammy Sosa’s On Steroids Again
- Selig ain’t my Bud
- Just Another Sellout Overpaid New York Yankee (Seen @ Game 2 of the Jason’s return to Oakland)
- Osama fears Zito (Seen @ ALDS game 3 at Oakland 2001)
- The Pinstripes Aren’t That Slimming (Seen @ the Coliseum during Jasons return in April 2002)
- Giambad (Seen @ the Coliseum during Jasons return in April 2002)
- Our Giambi is better (Seen @ the Coliseum during Jasons return in April 2002)
- Veni Vidi Ichi: I Came, I Saw, I Hit (Seen at Safeco Field)
- A-Rod, Griffey: Ichiro Hearts Out (Seen at Safeco Field)
- Timo Perez: Official Hot Dog of the New York Mets
- Have another donut Roger (Directed at Clemens when he was pitching for the Yankees at Fenway Park)
- I’ll buy a foul ball for $10
- Texas, Detroit, Cleveland….. Next Stop Puerto Rico! (Shown at Welcome back Juan night Comerica park 4/12/2001)
- Nim-Rod (@Safeco Field for the return of Rodriguez)
- Need a loan, Call 1-800-252-Alex (@Safeco Field for the return of Rodriguez)
- Who Let the Dog In? (@Safeco Field for the return of Rodriguez referring to “Who Let The Dogs Out,” Rodriguez’s theme song from last season)
- A-Fraud (@Safeco Field for the return of Rodriguez)
- Rod-greed-guez (@Safeco Field for the return of Rodriguez)
- K-Rod (@Safeco Field for the return of Rodriguez)
- Hey Alex–money can’t buy you love! (displayed at the 2000 ALDS @ Seattle)
- Roger’s gone batty!
- Hey Mets, You Don’t Have Bill Buckner To Bail You Out This Time ! (Seen at Yankee Stadium, game 1 , 2000 World Series)
- Jose, can you play?
- Hey Junior, Enjoying Your Vacation?(@ Safeco field during the 2000 ALDS)
- Piazza doesn’t deliver!
- Fat Guys Look Better In Pinstripes (@ Yankee Stadium, 9/14/00 vs Blue Jays’ David Wells)
- What am I doing here?
- Pinella:Looo – Hendersen:Booo
- If you re-build it, they will come
- Thank You Bud Selig For My $100 Nosebleed Seat (Seen in last row of Yankee Stadium upper deck during 1998 World Series)
- Long hair freaky people need not apply. (Directed at Randy Johnson in Cleveland while playing for Seattle in the 1995 playoffs.)
- Will Umpire for Beer
- Strike Out Sammy Again
- Completely Useless By September
- The Curse of the Bambino is Y2K Compliant (@ Yankee Stadium 1999 ALCS against Red Sox)
- Irabu is Terribu! (Seen in Milwaukee for Irabu’s debut)
- Hey Hrbek, buy a vowel!
- Canseco – Body By Nautilus, Brain By Mattel
- 72 wins? That’s easy!!! Go Cubs! (After the Chicago Bulls won 72 games in their championship season)
- Cubs: So good we need a curse to keep us down
- Thanks for the memories Roger, Especially this one (During Game 3 of the 1999 ALCS)
- Gree D. Drew (At JD Drews first game at the Vet)
- JD Who? (At JD Drews first game at the Vet)
- Baseball is fake
- Where’s Waldo?
- My arms are getting tired
- Put me on camera
- I’m taping this
- Pointless Sign
- I’m blocking someones view
- I think the guy next to me farted
- I paid $29.95 for this seat!
- It’s now or never! (Held by man in Elvis costume as teams wild card hopes vanished)
- 141-21, Go O’s! (1988, the 0-21 Orioles win their first game)
- Stop reading my sign
- The curse gets worse (Bostons failure to defeat NYY in 1999 ALCS)
- Hey look! we are making complete idiots of ourselves
- I’m David Wells. Oh wait, he’s right there, never mind
- Nobody told me there’d be Daves like this (Seen when Winfield and Parker batted back to back)
- I am only here cos i got free tickets
- I came, I watched, I had a $5 hotdog
- If it wasn’t for baseball, I’d be still be married
- What is this? I bought baseball tickets!
- $30 for cheap seats?
- yard sale- (then an address)
- When They Handed Me The Tickets, They Said I’d Be Seeing N’Sync..?
- Ripken is to baseball what Urkle is to TGIF
- My cats breath smells like cat food
- Keep the camera pointed on me! You’re not missing anything on the field
- I didnt know what to write
- YOUR AD HERE
- This Space for Rent
- Mamas don’t let your sons grow up to be umpires.
- LETS GO UMPS
- I hope my car is still outside
- Applaud if you like my sign
- I need a Job
- 3-0 Means We Outplayed You. (’07 NLCS Coors Field)
- All employees must wash hands before leaving dugout (Seen in St. Louis during ’06 WS in reference to K. Rogers pine tar scandal)
- What’s the attendance at Wrigley Field today? (Seen in Sox Park during ’05 ALDS)
- Our Sox are going to kick your Astros (Seen in Houston during ’05 WS)
- These Sox Stink! (Seen in Houston during ’05 WS)
- WASH UP THE DIRTY SOX (Seen in Houston during ’05 WS)
- Knock their SOX off! (Seen in Houston during ’05 WS)
- Houston – You Have a Problem (’05 WS with CWS up 3-0)
- Chicago White Sox – Fixing games since 1919
- Junk Bonds (on Barrys return from his injuries in 9/05)
- * (simply an asterisk held up the night Barry returned from his injuries in 9/05)