Fan Signs Seen at The Ballpark

  • I sold spider tack to Cole!
  • Trout Season’s Open!
  • I caught a foul ball from Judge and sold it as an NFT!
  • IRS better not be coming for me, I caught a foul ball from Jeter and sold it
  • Carpenter Has All The Tools
  • I’ve got a Fever & The Only Prescription is More CowGill.
  • The Only Thing Worse Than The Economy Is The Cubs
  • Too Manny Roids!
  • Honey – Call Me When Your Water Breaks. GO ANGELS!!
  • I sold steroids to Roger
  • Gone With The Win (Yankees/Braves gm 6 96 World Series. Yankees up 3 games to 2. Sign in Yankee Stadium reads. )
  • There’s no “A” in sellout! (In reference to Jason Giambi’s return to Oakland in 2002)
  • J.T. Snow: The fallen Angel (seen at Game 2 2002WS in Anaheim)
  • Smoke-It Salmon (seen at Game 2 2002WS in Anaheim)
  • Yankees-Fall Classics Red Sox-Fall Guys (@ Yankee Stadium Sept 4 vs. Red Sox)
  • There’s No ‘A’ In Division Winner (In reference to the Oakland Athletics’ “There’s No ‘A’ in Ego, Loser” etc, ad campaign:)
  • What’s a Lemke? (1991 WS in reference to the Braves infielder)
  • Sammy Sosa’s On Steroids Again
  • Selig ain’t my Bud
  • Just Another Sellout Overpaid New York Yankee (Seen @ Game 2 of the Jason’s return to Oakland)
  • Osama fears Zito (Seen @ ALDS game 3 at Oakland 2001)
  • The Pinstripes Aren’t That Slimming (Seen @ the Coliseum during Jasons return in April 2002)
  • Giambad (Seen @ the Coliseum during Jasons return in April 2002)
  • Our Giambi is better (Seen @ the Coliseum during Jasons return in April 2002)
  • Veni Vidi Ichi: I Came, I Saw, I Hit (Seen at Safeco Field)
  • A-Rod, Griffey: Ichiro Hearts Out (Seen at Safeco Field)
  • Timo Perez: Official Hot Dog of the New York Mets
  • Have another donut Roger (Directed at Clemens when he was pitching for the Yankees at Fenway Park)
  • I’ll buy a foul ball for $10
  • Texas, Detroit, Cleveland….. Next Stop Puerto Rico! (Shown at Welcome back Juan night Comerica park 4/12/2001)
  • Nim-Rod (@Safeco Field for the return of Rodriguez)
  • Need a loan, Call 1-800-252-Alex (@Safeco Field for the return of Rodriguez)
  • Who Let the Dog In? (@Safeco Field for the return of Rodriguez referring to “Who Let The Dogs Out,” Rodriguez’s theme song from last season)
  • A-Fraud (@Safeco Field for the return of Rodriguez)
  • Rod-greed-guez (@Safeco Field for the return of Rodriguez)
  • K-Rod (@Safeco Field for the return of Rodriguez)
  • Hey Alex–money can’t buy you love! (displayed at the 2000 ALDS @ Seattle)
  • Roger’s gone batty!
  • Hey Mets, You Don’t Have Bill Buckner To Bail You Out This Time ! (Seen at Yankee Stadium, game 1 , 2000 World Series)
  • Jose, can you play?
  • Hey Junior, Enjoying Your Vacation?(@ Safeco field during the 2000 ALDS)
  • Piazza doesn’t deliver!
  • Fat Guys Look Better In Pinstripes (@ Yankee Stadium, 9/14/00 vs Blue Jays’ David Wells)
  • What am I doing here?
  • Pinella:Looo – Hendersen:Booo
  • If you re-build it, they will come
  • Thank You Bud Selig For My $100 Nosebleed Seat (Seen in last row of Yankee Stadium upper deck during 1998 World Series)
  • Long hair freaky people need not apply. (Directed at Randy Johnson in Cleveland while playing for Seattle in the 1995 playoffs.)
  • Will Umpire for Beer
  • Strike Out Sammy Again
  • Completely Useless By September
  • The Curse of the Bambino is Y2K Compliant (@ Yankee Stadium 1999 ALCS against Red Sox)
  • Irabu is Terribu! (Seen in Milwaukee for Irabu’s debut)
  • Hey Hrbek, buy a vowel!
  • Canseco – Body By Nautilus, Brain By Mattel
  • 72 wins? That’s easy!!! Go Cubs! (After the Chicago Bulls won 72 games in their championship season)
  • Cubs: So good we need a curse to keep us down
  • Thanks for the memories Roger, Especially this one (During Game 3 of the 1999 ALCS)
  • Gree D. Drew (At JD Drews first game at the Vet)
  • JD Who? (At JD Drews first game at the Vet)
  • Baseball is fake
  • Where’s Waldo?
  • My arms are getting tired
  • Put me on camera
  • I’m taping this
  • Pointless Sign
  • I’m blocking someones view
  • I think the guy next to me farted
  • I paid $29.95 for this seat!
  • It’s now or never! (Held by man in Elvis costume as teams wild card hopes vanished)
  • 141-21, Go O’s! (1988, the 0-21 Orioles win their first game)
  • Stop reading my sign
  • The curse gets worse (Bostons failure to defeat NYY in 1999 ALCS)
  • Hey look! we are making complete idiots of ourselves
  • I’m David Wells. Oh wait, he’s right there, never mind
  • Nobody told me there’d be Daves like this (Seen when Winfield and Parker batted back to back)
  • I am only here cos i got free tickets
  • I came, I watched, I had a $5 hotdog
  • If it wasn’t for baseball, I’d be still be married
  • What is this? I bought baseball tickets!
  • $30 for cheap seats?
  • yard sale- (then an address)
  • When They Handed Me The Tickets, They Said I’d Be Seeing N’Sync..?
  • Ripken is to baseball what Urkle is to TGIF
  • My cats breath smells like cat food
  • Keep the camera pointed on me! You’re not missing anything on the field
  • I didnt know what to write
  • YOUR AD HERE
  • This Space for Rent
  • Mamas don’t let your sons grow up to be umpires.
  • LETS GO UMPS
  • I hope my car is still outside
  • Applaud if you like my sign
  • I need a Job
  • 3-0 Means We Outplayed You. (’07 NLCS Coors Field)
  • All employees must wash hands before leaving dugout (Seen in St. Louis during ’06 WS in reference to K. Rogers pine tar scandal)
  • What’s the attendance at Wrigley Field today? (Seen in Sox Park during ’05 ALDS)
  • Our Sox are going to kick your Astros (Seen in Houston during ’05 WS)
  • These Sox Stink! (Seen in Houston during ’05 WS)
  • WASH UP THE DIRTY SOX (Seen in Houston during ’05 WS)
  • Knock their SOX off! (Seen in Houston during ’05 WS)
  • Houston – You Have a Problem (’05 WS with CWS up 3-0)
  • Chicago White Sox – Fixing games since 1919
  • Junk Bonds (on Barrys return from his injuries in 9/05)
  • * (simply an asterisk held up the night Barry returned from his injuries in 9/05)