Top Rated Heckles

Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball

I’ve seen better picks in an Afro!

Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you!

Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do!

How’s your Japanese?

You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel!

Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept standing up!

Swing the bat yourself, batteries aren’t included

Flip over the plate and read the directions!

You’ve got less hits than a sneezing panda!

I’ve seen snakes with better hands!

Hope you like batteries, cause you’re going back to triple A!