Pitcher Heckles

Do you believe the Kevin Costner character Billy Chapel’s ability to ‘engage the mechanism’ and block out all the crowd noise? Me neither.

Pop Culture Heckles

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He’s going to take you so deep you’ll think you were a Chilean miner! This infields got more holes in it than OJ’s alibi! I’ve got internet stocks in better shape than you! I’ve seen better sliders at White Castle! Thank you, come again! There’s more holes in his glove than a Florida presidential ballot! [...]

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Most Original Heckles

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Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball I’ve seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept standing up! Swing the bat yourself, batteries [...]

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The Big List of Pitcher Heckles

Famous Big Lists

These are starting pitcher heckles, bullpen heckles here. Stay Classy Pitch! You couldn’t hold your dogs lead! The last one of you to throw a no-hitter was the pitching machine He’s going to take you so deep, you’ll think you’re a Chilean miner He’s going to re-gift your next fastball Throw the Gyro! Yoko Ono’s [...]

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For Women Only

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Your aim is worse than my husband’s in the bathroom! You call yourself a cleanup hitter? Come clean up after my husband! Tweet

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General Heckles

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Hope you like batteries, cause you’re going back to triple A! Hey _____, when you get back to the dugout, tell _____ he stinks! Do you guys actually practice or do you just show up for the games? You even stink in the video game! You couldn’t make ice without a recipe I thought you [...]

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Tall or Thin Players

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This guy’s so skinny his uniform has only one pinstripe. Who dressed the needle? Hey Beanpole! Who dressed the fungo? Hey Blade! Hey, Jack, looking for your beanstalk? It’s the Jolly Green Giant. What’s the matter, #__, couldn’t cut it in basketball? He has to run around in the shower to get wet Tweet

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Bling

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The 80′s called, they want your earrings back! Do have a necklace to go with those earings? Tweet

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The Big List of Bullpen Heckles

Famous Big Lists

“Hey, can I have a ball?” (After refusal) “That’s OK; I’ll get one when you pitch.” Who’s taking the loss today? Show us your home run pitch At least you can’t blow any saves sitting on the bench! Ball. Ball. Go ahead and start with Strikes whenever you’re ready! This is the guy we want! [...]

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