Pop Culture Heckles

He's going to take you so deep you'll think you were a Chilean miner! This infields got more holes in it than OJ's alibi! I've got internet stocks in better shape than you! I've seen better sliders at White Castle! Thank you, come again! There's more holes in his...

Most Original Heckles

Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball I've seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl's got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How's your Japanese? You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept...

The Big List of Pitcher Heckles

Stay Classy Pitch! You couldn't hold your dogs lead! The last one of you to throw a no-hitter was the pitching machine He's going to take you so deep, you'll think you're a Chilean miner Pitch him the deuce Meat! You better get some tape, because you just got ripped!...

For Women Only

Your aim is worse than my husband's in the bathroom! You call yourself a cleanup hitter? Come clean up after my husband!

The Big List of All-Purpose Heckles

The only way you'll get to Cooperstown is by car I just named my new dog , because he gets beaten every day Hey ____, is that your (glove, bat, uniform, hat)? (repeat) Hope you like batteries, cause you're going back to triple A! Hey _____, when you get back to the...

Tall or Thin Players

This guy's so skinny his uniform has only one pinstripe. Who dressed the needle? Hey Beanpole! Who dressed the fungo? Hey Blade! Hey, Jack, looking for your beanstalk? It's the Jolly Green Giant. What's the matter, #__, couldn't cut it in basketball? He has to run...