Fielder Heckles

It almost makes you feel sorry for them. Standing out there for over 1400 innings a year with nothing to do but listen to the crowd. They say the baseball is only in play for about 5 minutes a game. That’s a lot of opportunity to get into someones head.

The Big List of Fielder Heckles

Famous Big Lists

This infield has more holes in it than a swiss cheese donut The only ring you’re going to get is an engagement ring! You’d better not shower after the game, your hands might rust! Last year he won the gold glove this year he is wearing it. Take the skillet out of your mitt it [...]

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Most Original Heckles

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Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball I’ve seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept standing up! Swing the bat yourself, batteries [...]

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Pop Culture Heckles

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He’s going to take you so deep you’ll think you were a Chilean miner! This infields got more holes in it than OJ’s alibi! I’ve got internet stocks in better shape than you! I’ve seen better sliders at White Castle! Thank you, come again! There’s more holes in his glove than a Florida presidential ballot! [...]

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Play Specific

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I’ve seen better hit and runs in the ghetto! Sniper!(when a player trips) Put your heads together and make a rock pile! (mound visit) Get some ice for that ball (after gitting hit by pitch) Get this guy a road map (Whenever a pitcher makes base running error) After a pitcher gives up a home [...]

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Not Seriously Injured Player

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Tell him he’s Babe Ruth! (groggy player) Play around him! There is no crying in baseball! (A League of Their Own) Don’t worry, Your Mom will come pick you up! Quack..Quack (to the trainer) That’s gonna leave a mark! Tweet

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Overweight Players

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Your belt hates you! Why didn’t you slide, you got a twinkie in your pocket? Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down You better feed your butt! It’s eating your pants! Cheeseburger… Cheeseburger… Cheeseburger… Nice uniform, does it come in your size? How about a hit Porkchop! Your behind must have its own congressman! When [...]

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General Heckles

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Hope you like batteries, cause you’re going back to triple A! Hey _____, when you get back to the dugout, tell _____ he stinks! Do you guys actually practice or do you just show up for the games? You even stink in the video game! You couldn’t make ice without a recipe I thought you [...]

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Tall or Thin Players

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This guy’s so skinny his uniform has only one pinstripe. Who dressed the needle? Hey Beanpole! Who dressed the fungo? Hey Blade! Hey, Jack, looking for your beanstalk? It’s the Jolly Green Giant. What’s the matter, #__, couldn’t cut it in basketball? He has to run around in the shower to get wet Tweet

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Bling

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The 80′s called, they want your earrings back! Do have a necklace to go with those earings? Tweet

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