Golf – Bad Shots

Put on your Bogie shoes! If I only had an aim! (Sung to the tune of If I only had a brain Do you want some pepperonni on that slice? What did you do to your swing? Don't make me hit you again! Sit!, Fetch!, Roll Over! Not everyone can slice like that! Well, it'll be a...

Golf – Good Shots

Take a picture, make a poster! Drive for show, putt for dough! That's a happy shot! Oh-oh, you are way to close to the green! You punished that plastic! Nothin but the bottom of the cup! Like a laser beam through a breeze! You da man! You are birdie-ful! That is long...

Golf – Shots In The Sand

You're a Beach Boy!, Fun Fun Fun! Smells like someone's in the cat box! You are the Sandman! "Hasselhoff"

Golf – Ugly Shots

Take all the shots you need! Let's pretend no one saw that! What's that I'm smelling, could it be Mulligan Stew? That will be an ornament! Oh, that's rough! Try aiming out of bounds! Need a weedwacker to find that one ! Bring a machete in your bag? Club went farther...