Most Original Heckles
- Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball
- I've seen better picks in an Afro!
- Olive Oyl's got better curves than you!
- Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do!
- How's your Japanese?
- You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel!
- Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept standing up!
- Swing the bat yourself, batteries aren't included
- Flip over the plate and read the directions!
- You've got less hits than a sneezing panda!
- I've seen snakes with better hands!
- You couldn't drive home Miss Daisy!
- The only ring you're going to get is an engagement ring!
- Hope you like batteries, cause you're going back to triple A!