• Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball
  • I've seen better picks in an Afro!
  • Olive Oyl's got better curves than you!
  • Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do!
  • How's your Japanese?
  • You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel!
  • Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept standing up!
  • Swing the bat yourself, batteries aren't included
  • Flip over the plate and read the directions!
  • You've got less hits than a sneezing panda!
  • I've seen snakes with better hands!
  • You couldn't drive home Miss Daisy!
  • The only ring you're going to get is an engagement ring!
  • Hope you like batteries, cause you're going back to triple A!