You couldn’t catch a TikTok trend! This infield has more holes in it that SpongeBob Squarepants! Hey nice play, Shakespeare! I've seen better range on an oven! Hey they killed a cow to make that glove, at least you could try to use it! Take the boxing gloves off!...
The Big List of All-Purpose Heckles
The only way you'll get to Cooperstown is by car! Are those uniforms or pajamas? Becauews you're sleepwalking through this game! Hey ____, is that your (glove, bat, uniform, hat)? Hope you like batteries, cause you're going back to triple A! Hey _____, when you get...
The Big List of Bullpen Heckles
You’re about as washed up as Twitter after Elon took over! “Hey, can I have a ball?” (After refusal) “That’s OK; I’ll get one when you pitch.” Who’s taking the loss today? Show us your home run pitch! At least you can’t blow any saves sitting on the bench! Ball. Ball....
The Big List of Umpire Heckles
Categories Judgement Vision Bias Alertness Competence Classic Poor Judgement To batter as he steps into the box: 'You better be swinging. You’re standing in the strike zone.' You drop more calls than AT&T It’s against the law to make prank calls! (Hold up cell...