Most Original Heckles

Most Original HecklesHey Batter, re-gift that fastball I’ve seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought...

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The Big List of Umpire Heckles

The Big List of Umpire HecklesI thought only horses slept standing up! I didn’t know we were golfing today, I would have brought my clubs! You drop more calls than AT&T The manager called, your uniform is ready Did you star in “Weekend at Bernie’s”? Hey blue, that...

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