Paul Clemens apologizes to Ump for heckling

It may be a time honored tradition amongst fans, but when your livelihood depends on not upsetting the Ump you may want to take a lesson from Astros pitcher Paul Clemens. On April 15th, 2013 Mr Clemens argued the balls and strikes a bit too vehemently when he came on...

Fake Umps

Dressed in official gear, right down to their masks, Tim Williams and Joe Farrell sat in the first row behind home plate during the 2009 season and mimicked the calls of the working umpire. Quickly developing a cult following in their native Toronto, the duo took...

Most Original Heckles

Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball I've seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl's got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How's your Japanese? You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept...

The Big List of Umpire Heckles

I didn't know we were golfing today, I would have brought my clubs! You drop more calls than AT&T The manager called, your uniform is ready Did you star in "Weekend at Bernie's"? Hey blue, that call was a get outta here quick call! I thought only horses slept...