Fan Comebacks:

  • I already knew you had a sense of humor, I've seen you play!
  • "Hey, can I have a ball?" (After refusal) "That's OK; I'll get one when you pitch."

Umpire Comebacks:

  • Submitted - At a game a spectator said to the umpire - "do you know how to ump the game". The ump said "Yes, I also know how to remove a spectator from the sidelines"

  • (Hey Blue, You're missing a great game!) I know, I'm working this one instead
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