- I already knew you had a sense of humor, I've seen you play!
- "Hey, can I have a ball?" (After refusal) "That's OK; I'll get one when you pitch."
- Submitted - At a game a spectator said to the umpire - "do you know how to ump the game". The ump said "Yes, I also know how to remove a spectator from the sidelines"
- (Hey Blue, You're missing a great game!) I know, I'm working this one instead