You’ve had fewer hits than a MySpace page! You’re getting fewer hits than a Terms-of-Service page! This guy couldn’t hit ‘Like’ on his own post! You've got fewer hits than Justin Timberlake's current tour! That swing was so late, I think it came from last season!...
A two-year-old without a sled has better slides! I’ve seen better legs on my couch! I’ve seen better legs on a Lego figure! I haven’t seen a slide like that since my 1st week trading crypto! I’ve seen better slides at the pool! You run like you’re moving furniture!...
Your fastball’s slower than the Wi-Fi at my grandma’s house! He’s going to take you so deep, you’ll think you’re the Titan submersible. Stay Classy Pitch! You couldn’t hold your dog’s lead! The last one of you to throw a no-hitter was the pitching machine. He’s going...
You couldn’t catch a TikTok trend! This infield has more holes in it that SpongeBob Squarepants! Hey nice play, Shakespeare! I've seen better range on an oven! Hey they killed a cow to make that glove, at least you could try to use it! Take the boxing gloves off!...
The only way you'll get to Cooperstown is by car! Are those uniforms or pajamas? Becauews you're sleepwalking through this game! Hey ____, is that your (glove, bat, uniform, hat)? Hope you like batteries, cause you're going back to triple A! Hey _____, when you get...
You’re about as washed up as Twitter after Elon took over! “Hey, can I have a ball?” (After refusal) “That’s OK; I’ll get one when you pitch.” Who’s taking the loss today? Show us your home run pitch! At least you can’t blow any saves sitting on the bench! Ball. Ball....
Categories Judgement Vision Bias Alertness Competence Classic Poor Judgement To batter as he steps into the box: 'You better be swinging. You’re standing in the strike zone.' You drop more calls than AT&T It’s against the law to make prank calls! (Hold up cell...