The Big List of Batter Heckles

Ben Affleck is a better Bat-man than you! (To batter in on-deck circle) Warming up for that strikeout? Give him a hall pass...he's late Keep batting, that breeze feels AWESOME You're going to need a bigger bat (From JAWS). Grab some pine, meat The only cleaning up you...

Base Runner

You haven't reached second base since your prom! A two year old with out a sled has better slides I've seen better legs on my couch! I've seen better legs hangin' out of a nirds nest! I haven't seen a slide like that since Enron I've seen better slides at the pool!...

The Big List of Pitcher Heckles

Stay Classy Pitch! You couldn't hold your dogs lead! The last one of you to throw a no-hitter was the pitching machine He's going to take you so deep, you'll think you're a Chilean miner Pitch him the deuce Meat! You better get some tape, because you just got ripped!...

The Big List of Fielder Heckles

This infield has more holes in it than a swiss cheese donut I glove you man! The only ring you're going to get is an engagement ring! You'd better not shower after the game, your hands might rust! Last year you won the gold glove this year you are wearing it! Take the...

The Big List of All-Purpose Heckles

The only way you'll get to Cooperstown is by car I just named my new dog , because he gets beaten every day Hey ____, is that your (glove, bat, uniform, hat)? (repeat) Hope you like batteries, cause you're going back to triple A! Hey _____, when you get back to the...

The Big List of Bullpen Heckles

You're about as washed up the Jersey Shore after Hurricane Sandy. "Hey, can I have a ball?" (After refusal) "That's OK; I'll get one when you pitch." Who's taking the loss today? Show us your home run pitch At least you can't blow any saves sitting on the bench! Ball....