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The Big List of Batter Heckles

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The only cleaning up you guys know about involves cleaning supplies DH? Does that stand for Don’t Have talent? Hey, Mendoza called. He wants his line back! Struuuuuggling! I’ve seen monkeys take better swings! You want some belt with that buckle? Get a reciept because you just got rung up. You have a $200 bat [...]

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The Big List of Pitcher Heckles

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These are starting pitcher heckles, bullpen heckles here. Stay Classy Pitch! You couldn’t hold your dogs lead! The last one of you to throw a no-hitter was the pitching machine He’s going to take you so deep, you’ll think you’re a Chilean miner He’s going to re-gift your next fastball Throw the Gyro! Yoko Ono’s [...]

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The Big List of Fielder Heckles

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This infield has more holes in it than a swiss cheese donut The only ring you’re going to get is an engagement ring! You’d better not shower after the game, your hands might rust! Last year he won the gold glove this year he is wearing it. Take the skillet out of your mitt it [...]

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The Big List of Bullpen Heckles

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“Hey, can I have a ball?” (After refusal) “That’s OK; I’ll get one when you pitch.” Who’s taking the loss today? Show us your home run pitch At least you can’t blow any saves sitting on the bench! Ball. Ball. Go ahead and start with Strikes whenever you’re ready! This is the guy we want! [...]

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The Big List of Umpire Heckles

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The manager called, your uniform is ready I thought only horses slept standing up! That was higher than a t-shirt at Mardi Gras! It’s against the law to make prank calls! (Hold up cell phone) Is this your cell phone? Because it has three missed calls! That pitch was like your last date, you didn’t [...]

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