• Hey Teagarden, my blood alcohol level is higher than your batting average!
  • I've seen better swings on a porch!
  • About to be some angry birds here!
  • I'd be mad if we consistently came in second to the Yankees too!
  • As least you made the playoffs in your fantasy league!
  • Thanks for showing up guys!
  • Stop listening to the hecklers and get your head in the game!
  • I'll shut up if you give me a ball, I promise!
  • 67 is the best number you could get huh? It sounds like a Triple A number!
  • Tell me when you beat the Toledo Mudhens!
  • You should have just given me a ball when you had the chance!
  • Hey Teagarden, I bowl higher than you bat!

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