- Hey Teagarden, my blood alcohol level is higher than your batting average!
- I’ve seen better swings on a porch!
- About to be some angry birds here!
- I’d be mad if we consistently came in second to the Yankees too!
- As least you made the playoffs in your fantasy league!
- Thanks for showing up guys!
- Stop listening to the hecklers and get your head in the game!
- I’ll shut up if you give me a ball, I promise!
- 67 is the best number you could get huh? It sounds like a Triple A number!
- Tell me when you beat the Toledo Mudhens!
- You should have just given me a ball when you had the chance!
- Hey Teagarden, I bowl higher than you bat!
