Other Fans: I heard the first nine fans to arrive in (opponent's home field) get to start the next game! Beat the rush, beat the rush! (as others leave early) I remember my first beer too! (to boisterous fans) If you throw all your peanuts at me what are you going to...
Submitted Stories Archive 3
I was at an Akron Aeros game versus the Seattle Seadogs about 5 years ago and they had a player named Booty (their are 2 brothers named Booty who play proffesional sports, one was recently back-up quaterback for Cleveland). My buddies and I thought this was hilarious...
Submitted Stories Archive 2
I went to a Giants-Dodgers game back in the mid-1990s. I am a Giants fan but I went with my buddy who was a Dodgers fan. This is right after the Giants dumped Will Clark, a fan favorite, for that overrated loser J.R. Phillips who never did anything but whiff. Anyway,...
Fan Signs Seen at Ballpark
Fan Signs Seen at The BallparkIRS better not be coming for me, I caught a foul ball from Jeter and sold it Carpenter Has All The Tools I've got a Fever & The Only Prescription is More CowGill. The Only Thing Worse Than The Economy Is The Cubs Too Manny Roids!...
Submitted Stories Archive 1
In Detroit, late 80’s…Tigers vs. Brewers. A hefty Dave Parker on 3rd makes a close play out of a well hit sac fly. He slides in, barely, and my friend Billy yells, ‘Hey Parker… next time take a bus !!’ Cracked up the entire section Once Cleveland Indians OF Milton...
Baseball Fans Rated City by City
Please bear in mind that this list was first posted about 1999, but because it remains a popular link - we've kept it up. However the opinions expressed are purely anecdotal and intended as merely to provide entertainment. 1 Chicago Cubs There is a festive atmosphere...
Worst Heckles Ever – Don’t Try These!
Hey pitch, are you a marine geologist? Because that ball was sent deeper than the Mariana Trench! I’ve had breathalyzers higher than your batting avg He’s going to take you so deep you’ll think you were a Chilean miner! This infields got more holes in it than OJ’s...
Mindless Chatter
Let's go Home Plate! Throw Strikes Try and meet the ball Give him a shave! He has the paint brush out today! Throw him the deuce! Make him be a hitter! Take him over the wall! Wave that wand! That was right down the middle! Looks like you’re going to be wearing the...
Most Original Heckles
Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball I’ve seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept...
The Big List of Baserunner Heckles
A two year old with out a sled has better slides I've seen better legs on my couch! I've seen better legs hanging' out of a birds nest! I haven't seen a slide like that since Enron I've seen better slides at the pool! You run like you're moving furniture! You run like...