Hey Batter, return that fastball like it’s from Shein! I’ve seen better picks in an afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought...
You've got fewer hits than Justin Timberlake's current tour! That swing was so late, I think it came from last season! George Clooney is a better Bat-man than you! (To batter in on-deck circle) Warming up for that strikeout? Give him a hall pass…he’s late. Keep...
The only way you'll get to Cooperstown is by car! Are those uniforms or pajamas? Hard to tell with the way you're sleepwalking through this game! Hey ____, is that your (glove, bat, uniform, hat)? Hope you like batteries, cause you're going back to triple A! Hey...