Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball I’ve seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept...
That swing was so late, I think it came from last season! George Clooney is a better Bat-man than you! (To batter in on-deck circle) Warming up for that strikeout? Give him a hall pass…he’s late Keep batting, that breeze feels AWESOME You’re going to need a bigger bat...
The only way you'll get to Cooperstown is by car! Are those uniforms or pajamas? Hard to tell with the way you're sleepwalking through this game! I just named my new dog , because he gets beaten every day! Hey ____, is that your (glove, bat, uniform, hat)? Hope you...