Most Original Heckles

Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball I’ve seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept...

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The Big List of Fielder Heckles

Hey nice play, Shakespeare! I've seen better range on an oven! Hey they killed a cow to make that glove, at least you could try to use it! Take the boxing gloves off! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! This infield has more holes in it than a swiss cheese...

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The Big List of All-Purpose Heckles

The only way you'll get to Cooperstown is by car! Are those uniforms or pajamas? Hard to tell with the way you're sleepwalking through this game! I just named my new dog , because he gets beaten every day! Hey ____, is that your (glove, bat, uniform, hat)? Hope you...

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