Hey Batter, return that fastball like it’s from Shein! I’ve seen better picks in an afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought...
You couldn’t catch a TikTok trend! This infield has more holes in it that SpongeBob Squarepants! Hey nice play, Shakespeare! I've seen better range on an oven! Hey they killed a cow to make that glove, at least you could try to use it! Take the boxing gloves off!...
The only way you'll get to Cooperstown is by car! Are those uniforms or pajamas? Hard to tell with the way you're sleepwalking through this game! Hey ____, is that your (glove, bat, uniform, hat)? Hope you like batteries, cause you're going back to triple A! Hey...