Hey nice play, Shakespeare! I've seen better range on an oven! Hey they killed a cow to make that glove, at least you could try to use it! Take the boxing gloves off! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! This infield has more holes in it than a swiss cheese...
The only way you'll get to Cooperstown is by car! Are those uniforms or pajamas? Hard to tell with the way you're sleepwalking through this game! I just named my new dog , because he gets beaten every day! Hey ____, is that your (glove, bat, uniform, hat)? Hope you...
You’re about as washed up as the Jersey Shore after Hurricane Sandy. “Hey, can I have a ball?” (After refusal) “That’s OK; I’ll get one when you pitch.” Who’s taking the loss today? Show us your home run pitch At least you can’t blow any saves sitting on the bench!...
Categories Judgement Vision Bias Alertness Competence Personal Classic Poor Judgement To batter as he steps into the box: 'You better be swinging. You’re standing in the strike zone.' You drop more calls than AT&T It’s against the law to make prank calls! (Hold up...