You couldn’t catch a TikTok trend! This infield has more holes in it that SpongeBob Squarepants! Hey nice play, Shakespeare! I've seen better range on an oven! Hey they killed a cow to make that glove, at least you could try to use it! Take the boxing gloves off!...
The only way you'll get to Cooperstown is by car! Are those uniforms or pajamas? Hard to tell with the way you're sleepwalking through this game! Hey ____, is that your (glove, bat, uniform, hat)? Hope you like batteries, cause you're going back to triple A! Hey...
You’re about as washed up as Twitter after Elon took over! “Hey, can I have a ball?” (After refusal) “That’s OK; I’ll get one when you pitch.” Who’s taking the loss today? Show us your home run pitch! At least you can’t blow any saves sitting on the bench! Ball. Ball....
Categories Judgement Vision Bias Alertness Competence Personal Classic Poor Judgement To batter as he steps into the box: 'You better be swinging. You’re standing in the strike zone.' You drop more calls than AT&T It’s against the law to make prank calls! (Hold up...