Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball I’ve seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept...
He’s going to take you so deep, you’ll think you’re the Titan submersible Stay Classy Pitch! You've got about as much control as two rabbits on a first date! You couldn’t hold your dogs lead! The last one of you to throw a no-hitter was the pitching machine He’s going...
The only way you'll get to Cooperstown is by car! Are those uniforms or pajamas? Hard to tell with the way you're sleepwalking through this game! I just named my new dog , because he gets beaten every day! Hey ____, is that your (glove, bat, uniform, hat)? Hope you...
You’re about as washed up as the Jersey Shore after Hurricane Sandy. “Hey, can I have a ball?” (After refusal) “That’s OK; I’ll get one when you pitch.” Who’s taking the loss today? Show us your home run pitch At least you can’t blow any saves sitting on the bench!...