Most Original Heckles

Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball I’ve seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept...

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The Big List of Umpire Heckles

Categories Judgement Vision Bias Alertness Competence Personal Classic Poor Judgement To batter as he steps into the box: 'You better be swinging. You’re standing in the strike zone.' You drop more calls than AT&T It’s against the law to make prank calls! (Hold up...

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