That swing was so late, I think it came from last season! George Clooney is a better Bat-man than you! (To batter in on-deck circle) Warming up for that strikeout? Give him a hall pass…he’s late Keep batting, that breeze feels AWESOME You’re going to need a bigger bat...
A two year old with out a sled has better slides I've seen better legs on my couch! I've seen better legs hanging' out of a birds nest! I haven't seen a slide like that since Enron I've seen better slides at the pool! You run like you're moving furniture! You run like...
He’s going to take you so deep, you’ll think you’re the Titan submersible Stay Classy Pitch! You've got about as much control as two rabbits on a first date! You couldn’t hold your dogs lead! The last one of you to throw a no-hitter was the pitching machine He’s going...
Hey nice play, Shakespeare! I've seen better range on an oven! Hey they killed a cow to make that glove, at least you could try to use it! Take the boxing gloves off! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! This infield has more holes in it than a swiss cheese...
The only way you'll get to Cooperstown is by car! Are those uniforms or pajamas? Hard to tell with the way you're sleepwalking through this game! I just named my new dog , because he gets beaten every day! Hey ____, is that your (glove, bat, uniform, hat)? Hope you...
You’re about as washed up as the Jersey Shore after Hurricane Sandy. “Hey, can I have a ball?” (After refusal) “That’s OK; I’ll get one when you pitch.” Who’s taking the loss today? Show us your home run pitch At least you can’t blow any saves sitting on the bench!...
Categories Judgement Vision Bias Alertness Competence Personal Classic Poor Judgement To batter as he steps into the box: 'You better be swinging. You’re standing in the strike zone.' You drop more calls than AT&T It’s against the law to make prank calls! (Hold up...