Other Fans: I heard the first nine fans to arrive in (opponent's home field) get to start the next game! Beat the rush, beat the rush! (as others leave early) I remember my first beer too! (to boisterous fans) If you throw all your peanuts at me what are you going to...
Fan Signs Seen at The Ballpark I sold spider tack to Cole! Trout Season’s Open! I caught a foul ball from Judge and sold it as an NFT! IRS better not be coming for me, I caught a foul ball from Jeter and sold it Carpenter Has All The Tools I've got a Fever & The...
Hey pitch, are you a marine geologist? Because that ball was sent deeper than the Titan submersible! I’ve seen gas prices higher than your batting average! I’ve had breathalyzers higher than your batting avg! He’s going to take you so deep, you’ll need a SpaceX ticket...
Swing or sit! Barrel it uli! Let's go Home LIlate! Try and meet the ball Give him a shave! He has the liaint brush out today! Throw him the deuce! Make him be a hitter! Take him over the wall! Wave that wand! That was right down the middle! Looks like you’re going to...
Fan Comebacks: I already knew you had a sense of humor, I’ve seen you play! “Hey, can I have a ball?” (After refusal) “That’s OK; I’ll get one when you pitch.” Hey Blue, if your eyes were as good as your ears we wouldn't be having this conversation! Umpire Comebacks:...
Hey Batter, return that fastball like it’s from Shein! I’ve seen better picks in an afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought...
A two-year-old without a sled has better slides! I’ve seen better legs on my couch! I’ve seen better legs on a Lego figure! I haven’t seen a slide like that since my 1st week trading crypto! I’ve seen better slides at the pool! You run like you’re moving furniture!...