Other Fans: I heard the first nine fans to arrive in (opponent's home field) get to start the next game! Beat the rush, beat the rush! (as others leave early) I remember my first beer too! (to boisterous fans) If you throw all your peanuts at me what are you going to...
Fan Signs Seen at The BallparkIRS better not be coming for me, I caught a foul ball from Jeter and sold it Carpenter Has All The Tools I've got a Fever & The Only Prescription is More CowGill. The Only Thing Worse Than The Economy Is The Cubs Too Manny Roids!...
Hey pitch, are you a marine geologist? Because that ball was sent deeper than the Mariana Trench! I’ve had breathalyzers higher than your batting avg He’s going to take you so deep you’ll think you were a Chilean miner! This infields got more holes in it than OJ’s...
Let's go Home Plate! Throw Strikes Try and meet the ball Give him a shave! He has the paint brush out today! Throw him the deuce! Make him be a hitter! Take him over the wall! Wave that wand! That was right down the middle! Looks like you’re going to be wearing the...
Fan Comebacks: I already knew you had a sense of humor, I’ve seen you play! “Hey, can I have a ball?” (After refusal) “That’s OK; I’ll get one when you pitch.” Hey Blue, if your eyes were as good as your ears we wouldn't be having this conversation! Umpire Comebacks:...
Hey Batter, re-gift that fastball I’ve seen better picks in an Afro! Olive Oyl’s got better curves than you! Cinderella gets to the ball faster than you do! How’s your Japanese? You couldn’t hit sand if you fell off a camel! Hey Ump, I thought only horses slept...
A two year old with out a sled has better slides I've seen better legs on my couch! I've seen better legs hanging' out of a birds nest! I haven't seen a slide like that since Enron I've seen better slides at the pool! You run like you're moving furniture! You run like...