Fan/Ump Comebacks

Fan Comebacks:

• I already knew you had a sense of humor, I’ve seen you play!
• “Hey, can I have a ball?” (After refusal) “That’s OK; I’ll get one when you pitch.”
• Hey Blue, if your eyes were as good as your ears we wouldn’t be having this conversation!

Umpire Comebacks:

• Submitted – At a game a spectator said to the umpire – “do you know how to ump the game”. The ump said “Yes, I also know how to remove a spectator from the sidelines”
• (Hey Blue, You’re missing a great game!) I know, I’m working this one instead