Another fine outing by Random Jerry, we've rated his performance.
- Your name is just like Mc-Allstar but your game is far from it
- How can Detroit be bankrupt if when own the Cleveland Indians?
- (inaudible) is going to take you deeper than a Chilean miner!
- Did you ever think maybe you're lefthanded?
- You might want to get that bullpen fired up!
- I've seen better swings on a Detroit playground!
- He's matching his socks to his ERA, high!
- We're going to take you deeper than a Malaysian airplane! Too Soon?
And moving on to the LA Angels...
- I saw Hansen on the probables, I thought that meant Jered Weaver was pitching!
- How come you didn't play (Hank) Conger, he bats 50 points
- (Chris) Iannetta you only got 5 hits in your last 10 games - Justin Bieber has more hits than you!
- Justin Bieber is also a fan of (Albert) Pujols...